Introducing the Smiley Cthulhu beanie - the cutest and coziest way to represent everyone's favourite eldritch horror! With its snug fit and breathable cotton blend, this beanie is perfect for keeping your head warm during long rituals of unspeakable madness. And the best part? It's embroidered with a smiley face to help you keep your sanity while you serve your dark lord.
Made with 60% cotton and 40% acrylic, this beanie is as comfortable as it is terrifying. The form-fitting shape ensures that it will stay on your head no matter how many tentacles you sprout, and the breathable cotton blend will help prevent any unsightly sweat stains from forming during your next human sacrifice.
But don't be fooled by the cute smiley face - this beanie is a tribute to the one and only Cthulhu, the Great Old One who sleeps beneath the sea. Wear it with pride as you plot the downfall of humanity and bring about the end of the world.
And with its one-size-fits-most design, this beanie is perfect for all cultists, from the lowliest acolyte to the highest priest. So don't wait - order your Smiley Cthulhu beanie today and show the world that even cosmic horrors can be cute and cuddly (in a terrifying sort of way).
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
Size guide
| A | B | C | D | |
| One size (inches) | 17 ⅜-17 ⅞ | 8 ⅛ | 2 ½ | 8 ¼ |
| A | B | C | D | |
| One size (cm) | 44-45.5 | 20.5 | 6.5 | 20.8 |