Carry your paradoxes (and your groceries) in style.
Say goodbye to plastic and hello to this Cats of Ulthar-approved tote bag, the purr-fect companion for all your errands and escapades. Whether you're hauling books, groceries, or forbidden tomes from the Dreamlands, this organic cotton tote offers ample space with a touch of feline-approved flair. Strong enough to carry up to 30 lbs and chic enough to carry your attitude, it's the ultimate blend of sustainability and style.
Features:
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill for eco-friendly durability.
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)—lightweight yet sturdy.
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)—spacious enough for any adventure.
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)—because paradoxes are heavy.
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps with a 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length for comfortable carrying.
• Open main compartment for easy access to your catnip... or other essentials.
• Blank product sourced from India.
With its stamp of approval by the Cats of Ulthar, this tote is the perfect way to show Schrödinger and the world that you’re serious about saving the planet—and your sanity. "Fuck you, Schrödinger—this tote carries it all."