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"F You, Schrödinger" Tank Top

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For those who like their paradoxes solved and their arms free.

When it’s time to flex (your muscles or your opinions), this Cats of Ulthar-approved tank top has you covered—or not. Perfect for workouts, lounging, or defying quantum mechanics, this premium tank top is designed for exceptional softness, durability, and style. Whether you're layering it up or wearing it solo, it’s the ideal piece for staying cool while showing off your bold attitude.

Endorsed by the Cats of Ulthar themselves, this tank top reminds the world that the cat is out of the box and Schrödinger owes you an explanation.

Features:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (soft enough for cat naps)
• Athletic Heather: 85% cotton, 15% viscose (for the active paradox-buster)
• Charcoal Heather: 60% polyester, 40% cotton (a blend as balanced as feline grace)
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material for extra durability
• Relaxed fit: Move freely, whether you’re chasing lasers or breaking the fourth wall.
• Extra soft surface for comfort all day.
• Sleeveless drop arm for ultimate breathability (and showing off those claws).
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh.

Invest in this timeless piece of rebellion, backed by the Cats of Ulthar. Perfect for saying, "Fuck you, Schrödinger" without saying a word.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1