One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt
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One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu - Unisex T-Shirt

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The traditional lyrics for the ancient Abyssal Hymn "One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu" the tune of which was sadly misappropriated by Ted Nichols & David Mook in "Tra La La (One Banana, Two Banana)".

One Cthulhu, Two Cthulhu, Three Cthulhu, Four,
Five Cthulhu, Six Cthulhu, Seven Cthulhu More,
Nyanyanya, Nyar, Nyanyanya, Nyanyanyanya,
Narlahotep!

I am again indebted to Steven E. Metze, Yogsothothery at https://yog.sothothery.com for the use of the awesome Rlyehian Font.

This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 36
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 91
Width (cm) 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 79